What are you doing right now?

[Cassie]

OH, haha. XD
My mum got used to in the end so I didn't even have to say I was ill.
Even when I did say I was ill, I'd go down and stuff ice cream down my throat anyway.

*Me sat at kitchen table, eating ice cream like crazy*
*Mum walks in*
"'Sup, futhamucker?"
"... I thought you were ill?"
"Hello, I AM! THAT's why I'm eating ice cream!"
*Continues to eat like maniac*

....


Story of my school life.