Jokes

[matt]

(02-02-2010 06:29 PM)Bad Romance link Wrote:You all may not find this funny, but I did...LMAO.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?!"

Begs the question though, how did he knock on the door? ???