Jokes

[Austin]

A man walks into a bar.
"I'll have a beer," he says.
"Coming up," says the bartender.
The man drinks his beer, looks into his pocket, and cringes.
"I'll have another one," he says.
"Coming up," says the bartender.
The man drinks his beer, looks into his pocket, and cringes.
"I'll have another one," he says.
"Coming up," says the bartender.
The man drinks his beer, looks into his pocket, and cringes.
This goes on for several hours.
"I don't mean to be rude," says the bartender, "but may I ask why you keep drinking, cringing at your pocket, drinking, and cringing again? Do you not have enough money to pay?"
"It's not money," says the man, as he slaps a handful of cash on the table. "It's just that when the picture of my wife starts to look pretty, it's time to go."

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