Would you want to move to Mars?

[Caspin]

There have been simulations conducted in which a small group of astronauts are locked up together for a couple of years, to see what might happen to people who go on long space trips. It really messed them up. In particular they fell into terrible sleep patterns, leaving them exhausted and lacking in motivation. No matter how irritatingly enthusiastic and perky the contestants might be when initially chosen, by the time they get to Mars they might be little more use than four buckets of jelly. Which may mean that the reality TV show will fail if the contestants are all sleepy and boring.

Anyway, those poor astronauts were pretty screwed up after just a year or two in the simulation chamber. These guys are going ..... forever! I think you really would have to be unhinged to apply.