Sims 3 new feature ANNOUNCED!!

[Happysimsdude]

Heres day three:

As we wake up and smell the sick that we forgot to clean up {lol}Shrieks come from Fredward's room.Me and Luna walk into his room to find that Britney has passed out on Fredward's bed,Luna quickley grabs a frying pan and whacks Britney over the head,she wakes up to say "I didn't shave Amy's Beehive!"shouted the Lunatic.We threw Britney by the wig {lol}out of the cell
At 11am,Fredward cooked a breakfast of refried moldy bread and cheese left behind the sink {ohmy}!Luna left the table early to go to the bathroom.Me and Fredward then realised she had been in the toilet for a hour.We checked out to see Luna kissing Amy's hair,rubbing it off her face and pretending to do the samba {tongue}Luna put the hair back in the jar  and said to the jar I love you {wub}.At 2 o'clock we went to the activites room.Fredward talked about what he would do for dinner,but suddenly out of nowhere Amy was getting chased by Britney.Britney was wearing a sack and a party hat with a umbrella.She chased her as we lit our sim cigarettes.Britney ran over a midget walking around in his underwear {lol} {lol} {lol}she then threw her umberella which hit a coffee table which flew through the air and smacked Fredward in the face {ohmy}He got knocked out  .we decided to go back and try to wake up Fredward ???
at 7 o'clock Fredward awoke to be speaking Korean we decided to turn in early ending a day of flying coffee tables,Kissing hair and midgets {clap} {lol} {lol} {lol} {lol}