"F My Life"

[Munsta]

ROFL;

dateline= Wrote:Today I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

dateline= Wrote:Today, I went to a fancy dinner with my son. I decided I needed a bathroom break, when I realized I couldn't pull my underwear back up over my old-lady ass because my arms are too short. I had the woman in the stall next to me pull them up for me. FML

Think they were submitted by the same person?