The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread

[Bat]

(21-07-2008 10:53 PM)☼сђαиєŁ јоиαѕ☼ link Wrote:One time a stupid person was driving, and they thought they drove into a tree so they called the police. They rushed to the scene and came up to the person's car.
"What's wrong, ma'am?" the police asked, seeing no trouble.
"I bumped into a tree," the stupid woman said. She pointed at the window. "See?"
"That's not a tree, ma'am. That's your air freshener."

That was a good one!

[Chanel]

haha thanks
i saw it at another forum, never forgot it
everyone thinks its funny

[FOBluvr987]

hehe, chanel that was a cute one ;D

[The Adam Diamond]

(21-07-2008 10:53 PM)☼сђαиєŁ јоиαѕ☼ link Wrote:One time a stupid person was driving, and they thought they drove into a tree so they called the police. They rushed to the scene and came up to the person's car.
"What's wrong, ma'am?" the police asked, seeing no trouble.
"I bumped into a tree," the stupid woman said. She pointed at the window. "See?"
"That's not a tree, ma'am. That's your air freshener."

???


I don't get it.....

[Chanel]

{rolleyes}
its simple!

[The Adam Diamond]

I don't get it!

Please explain!

[Chanel]

*sighs* can someone please explain it to him
its so simple i cant explain it myself

[Bat]

Are you serious Adam, lol?

Wow.

The lady saw the air freshener in the car and thought it was a real tree? Have you never seen the tree air fresheners?

I was going to say a blond joke about that lady, but I better not.

[The Adam Diamond]

Tree air fresheners?

WTF?

[Cassie]

Oh my God, Adam. {mellow}