Bad jokes!

[2qewl4u]

(07-09-2009 11:10 PM)Cororon link Wrote:Idk.. I got it from wikipedia when I read about jokes. XD

LOL smooth.. XD

[Majick]

A family of red necks move to the city.  And they go to the mall for the first time.  While they are there, they see a big silver wall that keeps opening and closing and the numbers on the top kept going up up up and then back down. So the mother tells her husband and son she is going to look around.  While she is gone an ugly old woman stepped into the wall and the numbers went up and up, then down and down.  When the wall opened a model walked out.  So the dad says to his son "Go get your mama!"

[Cororon]

Majick XD Yeah, many americans don't know what a "lift" is. Haha, a follow-up joke.  

What do you call a buggy Sims 2 cow mascot?

-A mooooonster!

{blush}

[Majick]

(07-09-2009 08:26 PM)Cororon link Wrote:A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not so shaggy."

(07-09-2009 10:25 PM)Prince Ahmed ♣ link Wrote:As in he was hitting on the dog, I guess? XD

No x3  As in the saying 'He's not so shaggy".  Which, here in the US usually means, he's not so bad.  It's a compliment, not a pick up line x3    So by calling the Shaggy dog 'not so shaggy' they were saying he was really good candidate.

[Cororon]

-Today our baby took his first 25 steps.

-25?

-Yes, he fell down the stairs!



-What's your name, kid?

-Empty.

-That's an unusual name. Did you get it after your father?

-No, his wallet.


-Your name please?

-Dracula.

-Title?

-Count.

-How should I know how many titles you have?!!

[Majick]

The second one made me LOL for real x3

[saminsim]

LOL same.

It took me like 5 mintues to get the last one. XD

[sim323]

(08-09-2009 09:39 AM)Sam link Wrote:LOL same.

It took me like 5 mintues to get the last one. XD

LOL, the last one is the one that made me laugh XD

[2qewl4u]

I don't get the last one XD

[saminsim]

I think when the persons asks "title" thery're asking if Dracula is a Mr, Mrs and so on.

So when Dracula says "count" he means Count Dracula but the person thinks he's saying "count how many I have".

Idk. Just a guess.