The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread

[The Adam Diamond]

Adn totally random.

Why couldn't she just go up to the guy then? It would save a life!

[FOBluvr987]

I know! Sick, sick, jokes. How bout some happy ones now?

[b-rad]

i dont have any that i can remember

[FOBluvr987]

Spell IHOP and say 'ness' at the end {lol} {lol} {lol} {lol}

[b-rad]

no thats sick!!!!

[FOBluvr987]

XD lol someone made me say it in camp when i didn't  get it XD

[Chanel]

ohhhh i think i get it... does it mean "i ate yo pee?" XD

[FOBluvr987]

you have to say 'ness' at the end {lol}

[Brad5010]

i didnt read most of those jokes sorry  {lol}
but yea! i love this one

"SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!'

'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!' "

[FOBluvr987]

{lol} it took me a minute, but i got it! XD

niiiiiice