The Official Jokes & Riddles Thread

[Happysimsdude]

In animal crossing,I fitted a fireplace in my pocket {lol}.

[Brad5010]

(05-08-2008 01:12 AM)Niall Dosent Care link Wrote:In animal crossing,I fitted a fireplace in my pocket {lol}.

oh lmao well the dog is the biggest thing i seen guybrush put in his pants  {lol}

[FOBluvr987]

i put the robo tv in my pockets on AC

[Happysimsdude]

I put a totem pole in LOL!

[FOBluvr987]

lol i fit a desk in {lol} and a birdcage {woot}

[Happysimsdude]

And you can put in like 20 things in,I wouldnt try put a christmas tree in my pockets anyway! LOL!

[Brad5010]

(05-08-2008 01:43 AM)Niall Dosent Care link Wrote:And you can put in like 20 things in,I wouldnt try put a christmas tree in my pockets anyway! LOL!

lmao this so went off topic!
so i shall save it wiv another one of ma lame jokes!
"LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!' she cried.

The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.'

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.' "

[Happysimsdude]

Hahahah! Funny,but why is all your jokes on the elderly?

[Brad5010]

(05-08-2008 01:49 AM)Niall Dosent Care link Wrote:Hahahah! Funny,but why is all your jokes on the elderly?

because those are the ones i heard from my friends  {lol}
but i have sum more! well they're not jokes, but they're sooo funnY!!

[Happysimsdude]

go for em!