A funny story at my husband's job-A GARAUNTEED LAUGH!

[Cheshire Cat]

My husband came home last night, and he was really excited about telling me this story. (Note, I'm not a racist, but I am against lazy workers)

He's a Border Patrol agent, and there is a guy who's been working there for 10 years. He's lazy, REALLY lazy, he goes on brakes that last for over 2 hours! In fact, my husband's partner took over for him so he could go on brake, and he came back 2 1/2 hours later. No one will fire him because, when they try, he plays the race card (he's black) and they don't seem to care anyways because once you have a job in the government you can pretty much do whatever you want. (Sad, isn't it?)  He never catches anyone, and I'm pretty sure if he sees people jumping the fence, he's too lazy to apprehend them. (When you catch people, you have to fill out paperwork, and he probally doesn't want to do it)

So one day, this guy calls out a 1326, which is, catching someone who has already tried to get in here illegally before, so now they can arrest him. This means that he has A LOT of paperwork to do now. (Hahaha) So, since this guy hasn't filled out paperwork in a LONG time, he's struggling to finish it. In fact, he stayed 16 HOURS straight filling out this paperwork.

Yesterday was this guy's day off, and my husband's boss get's a call from the department of justice (I think that's right) and asks for the paperwork that this guy made up for the man he arrested. So his boss pulls out that file.

And this is the funny part. Remember how I said this guy stayed for 16 hours straight on this paperwork?

EVERYTHING WAS BLANK!!! TWO BLANK PAGES! EXCEPT FOR DRAWINGS OF PEOPLE AND HOUSES!!!! :o

I'm not kidding. This is YOUR government at work, people! ;D

So his boss FAXED those drawings to the department, and they called back asking W.T.F?! and all his boss could say is "That's what he has so far, I'm not kidding!" :

I'm sure, today, they are laughing at this guy to his face. :-[

[Cororon]

Hahahahaha  ;D  :o

I think your government is more stupid than this man! They shouldn't just hire blacks because they are black, but PEOPLE that will fit for the work they will be doing. 

[Cheshire Cat]

(30-03-2008 05:14 PM)Cororon link Wrote:Hahahahaha  ;D  :o

I think your government is more stupid than this man! They shouldn't just hire blacks because they are black, but PEOPLE that will fit for the work they will be doing. 

They didn't hire him just because he was black. He went through all the training and stuff like every other agent did, fairly and non-discriminate.

But, he's been there for 10 YEARS! He probally hates the job but LOVES the pay! And they do get payed well.

[Cororon]

Okay, but it's almost the same thing if no one wants to fire him because he's black.  ???

[Cheshire Cat]

No....

No one will FIRE him because when they try, he says they are firing him because he's black, and that's not true.

[Cororon]

That's stupid, becuase if they can show why they want to fire him he should be fired regardless of his colour.

[Cheshire Cat]

exactly

[bambigoddess]

To make use of this thread (as I seem to be trying to do a lot tonight ), does anyone else have any job-related stories they'd like to share? Or school, even?