Bad jokes!

[Cororon]

Tell us your baaad jokes here! I'll start:

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, come on!  {lol} {lol}

[Majick]

Ooooh, that kind of bad jokes  x3  LOL!  I was thinking ... nvm what I was thinking {blush}

[Cororon]

Any bad jokes but not too dirty! 

What did aspartam say to the sugarcube? You're so square!  {lol}

[Cororon]

Why did the man throw the margarine? He wanted to see the butterfly!

[2qewl4u]

(30-08-2009 04:06 AM)Cororon link Wrote:Tell us your baaad jokes here! I'll start:

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, come on!  {lol} {lol}

I don't get it XD

[Cororon]

(30-08-2009 11:16 AM)Mr. Ahmed link Wrote:[quote author=Cororon link=topic=7194.msg266253#msg266253 date=1251601596]
Tell us your baaad jokes here! I'll start:

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, come on!  {lol} {lol}

I don't get it XD
[/quote]I know! It's soooo bad. It should be "Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, come on, catch up!"

Catch up = ketchup. I omitted that! XD

[2qewl4u]

(30-08-2009 05:07 PM)Cororon link Wrote:[quote author=Mr. Ahmed link=topic=7194.msg266322#msg266322 date=1251627395]
[quote author=Cororon link=topic=7194.msg266253#msg266253 date=1251601596]
Tell us your baaad jokes here! I'll start:

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, come on!  {lol} {lol}

I don't get it XD
[/quote]
Catch up = ketchup. I omitted that! XD
[/quote]
LMAO Nice! XD

[-[gooey kablooey]-]

Hahaha x], Ketchup.

◦What do you call epileptic lettuce?
◦Seizure salad.

◦How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?
◦With relish.

◦How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?
◦With relish.

◦How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?
◦With a warlock.

◦Why did the baker bake more bread?
◦He kneaded the dough.

[2qewl4u]

LOL nice XD

[Cororon]

(01-09-2009 01:19 AM)αℓιѕнα¹ link Wrote:◦How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?
◦With a warlock.

Meh! 



What do you call anything the cow mascot in Sims 2 University says?

-Udder bulls**t!!   {lol} {lol}