The Grand Theft Auto thread!

[Minty]

OK, I have now played the game for three hours since I got it.

I have to say that I am not impressed.

The beginning seemed promising, apart from the clunky gunfights. It all went downhill when I switched to this Franklin muppet. First I'm stealing cars to order, which involves opening the door & driving off without any effort or anyone trying to stop me. Next I'm chasing someone with a rottweiler for some reason, bundling him into the back of a van for some reason, before letting him go for some reason. The final straw was going to tow a car with a tow truck with some skank riding co-pilot - wow what fun!

Between all these incredibly dull set pieces, it's in depth conversations with Franklin's "bros" & "bitches", which seems a never ending series of "F**kin'" this, "N*gga" that, & "F**kin' N*gga" the other in a city so dank, bland & depressing it's like my daily commute to work.

Oh, & a hilarious part when the rottweiler runs off to shag another dog. In an even more hilarious twist, it is having butt s3x with the other dog. The big macho accessory dog is gayer than a gay thing just made Professor of Gayness at California's Rainbow University.

Am I sounding sarcastic? Am I sounding highly unimpressed? Maybe because tonight, I put the game on, ignored the "do this next" I was supposed to do, & instead jumped into the first car I could find & drove. The sad part was I had more enjoyment doing this than I'd had doing all those missions to date. Even so after half an hour's aimless driving, I quit the game & don't think I'll be bothering touching it again until the weekend.