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The Official Nonsense Thread
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03-04-2013, 06:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-04-2013 06:41 AM by Ollie.)
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RE: The Official Nonsense Thread
While taking my dog for a walk an elderly lady passed me. Being nice and friendly I said, "Morning." You see the problem with this is that it was passed 12 o'clock. What makes this story more intriguing is that only seconds before passing her, I told myself that it isn't morning anymore, so don't say it.
Oh and yes I never ended up telling you the story of the woman in the shopping centre did I? Better late than never. So basically there is some salespeople in a shopping centre who try to sell some kind of skin products or something. These salespeople go even further than your usual salesperson, they offer you a certain something in return for you buying their product (coughs*xcough). My dad told me this whilst sitting near their stall in the shopping complex. Later we got up and started walking, unfortunately we had to pass them. You can probably guess what happened from there. One of their saleswomen pulled us over. I saw another salesman behind her talking to a woman who was blushing. :/ This woman began talking about the product to my dad. Soon she looked down at me and asked "Where's your mother?" (WTF "Where's your mother?" who the hell asks that kind of question? Jesus Christ!), my dad played along and answered (Don't ask me why). Soon she told my dad that she would give him a "gift." But my dad said " We really better go, blah blah blah." How disgusting! I mean get a real job. |
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