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"F My Life"
12-05-2009, 05:09 PM
Post: #21
Re: "F My Life"
ROFL;

dateline= Wrote:Today I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

dateline= Wrote:Today, I went to a fancy dinner with my son. I decided I needed a bathroom break, when I realized I couldn't pull my underwear back up over my old-lady ass because my arms are too short. I had the woman in the stall next to me pull them up for me. FML

Think they were submitted by the same person?

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12-05-2009, 06:00 PM
Post: #22
Re: "F My Life"
(12-05-2009 05:09 PM)Unbreakable link Wrote:ROFL;

Quote:Today I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

dateline= Wrote:Today, I went to a fancy dinner with my son. I decided I needed a bathroom break, when I realized I couldn't pull my underwear back up over my old-lady ass because my arms are too short. I had the woman in the stall next to me pull them up for me. FML

Think they were submitted by the same person?

Yeah, probably. xD

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12-05-2009, 11:28 PM
Post: #23
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I love this site! I was going to post the sims one, but you guys beat me to it! Haha

I had an FML moment yesterday. My little brother is 12 and in 7th grade. I am 15 and a sophmore, almost junior, in high school. I was at one of my brothers baseball games for the 1st time this season. One of the dads asked me if I was in middle school! WTF am I supposed to be my brothers twin? We don't even look close to the same age. FML

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14-05-2009, 08:57 PM
Post: #24
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dateline= Wrote:Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

XD Poor guy.

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14-05-2009, 08:59 PM
Post: #25
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ROFLMAO mean-ass kids Tongue

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14-05-2009, 09:15 PM
Post: #26
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(14-05-2009 08:57 PM)!*&gt;FLASH&lt;*! link Wrote:
Quote:Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

XD Poor guy.

OMG ROFL! That's hilariously amaying!

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14-05-2009, 11:34 PM
Post: #27
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I read this one once about how a guy was getting ready to go to iraq or something, and he heard his mom and sister in the other room talking about how they were going to spend the money from his life insurance if he died!

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15-05-2009, 12:00 AM
Post: #28
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How awful :o    I'd be so pissed at my mother/sister!

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15-05-2009, 01:09 AM
Post: #29
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"I got back a history quiz on which I had received a 20. The teacher wrote 'fool' next to the grade. FML"

{lol} I would so do that to my students. XD

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15-05-2009, 02:56 AM
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ROFL, what a mean teacher! XD
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