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"F My Life"
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15-05-2009, 02:59 AM
Post: #31
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Re: "F My Life"
"Today I put 'going to the gym to work out' as my status and my girlfriend commented and said FINALLY! FML"
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many smilies, though. (<--proof ) (<--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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15-05-2009, 03:23 AM
Post: #32
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Re: "F My Life"
Oooh, ouch XD
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15-05-2009, 03:26 AM
Post: #33
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Perhaps she was kidding. That's just mean. XD
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many smilies, though. (<--proof ) (<--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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15-05-2009, 03:51 AM
Post: #34
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Re: "F My Life"
(15-05-2009 02:59 AM)Jeremiah link Wrote:"Today I put 'going to the gym to work out' as my status and my girlfriend commented and said FINALLY! FML"Rofl I feel bad for that guy. |
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15-05-2009, 03:53 AM
Post: #35
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I was moderating submissions on the site and I came across this one:
"Today, I found out that I have to die in order to save the rest of the wizarding world. FML." {lol} [center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many smilies, though. (<--proof ) (<--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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15-05-2009, 04:07 AM
Post: #36
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Re: "F My Life"
xD someone has been playing to many mmo games.
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15-05-2009, 04:18 AM
Post: #37
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"Today, I really wanted some chinease food. So i went out and got some and the thing i love most about their food is the fortune cookie. Which I open after I eat. So i ate my sweet and sour chicken and when i ate the fortune cookie , the fortune read " That wasn't chicken". FML"
[center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many smilies, though. (<--proof ) (<--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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15-05-2009, 02:40 PM
Post: #38
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Re: "F My Life"
Tbh, some of the stuff on there is actually so blatantly fake...LOL
"Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML" ROFL! Coming Soon... |
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15-05-2009, 04:12 PM
Post: #39
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Re: "F My Life"
Wow.
"Today, as i was driving home from work, my favorite song came on the radio. I stayed in my car after i arrived at my house to keep listening to the song. I then found out my neigbor called the police and said it looked like was murduring someone in the car. That was my dancing. FML" [center] (08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*[/center]<br />[center] (03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />[/center]<br />[center] (26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.[/center]<br />[center] (24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many smilies, though. (<--proof ) (<--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center] [/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center] |
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15-05-2009, 04:13 PM
Post: #40
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Re: "F My Life"
ROFL XD XD XD
I bet her neighbour was a sad old woman who lived alone! XD Coming Soon... |
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