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What are you thinking right now?
13-08-2012, 10:24 PM
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RE: What are you thinking right now?
I'm thinking my cousins must have adopted those kids.

Invite themselves round for afternoon tea (since they were "just passing through", how can you be "just passing through" if I live in a cul-de-sac?) to listen to three hours of thinly veiled boasting about their careers & the jolly fun of being banned from wine bars for starting a "ruck" with other cousins & complete strangers (how can you start a fight in a wine bar?).

Both kids - about nine or ten (don't know for sure because I don't care about them or these particular relations) look completely mortified. I mean scarred-for-life look mortified.

If kids should be mortified by their parents, it should be for the standard embarrassing baby photographs or "here they are playing a tomato and a herpes virus in the school play", not their parents telling Uncle Minty while they are left at home torturing tonight's babysitter what a pair of complete fannyspangles they are, & expecting a round of applause for it.

If those kids decide one night to attach that waterbed of theirs to the mains ("we have so much fun in it" to schoolboy-schoolgirl sniggers & theatrical "knowing looks"), I'll be a character witness for them in court & say for their own well being they had to poach the bar stewards.

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RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 04-12-2010, 03:39 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 10-12-2010, 01:05 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 14-12-2010, 08:41 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 15-12-2010, 11:08 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 17-12-2010, 11:08 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 21-12-2010, 10:38 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 28-12-2010, 01:58 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 03-01-2011, 09:21 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - dellinqwartz - 07-05-2011, 12:50 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 16-05-2011, 11:33 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 18-05-2011, 09:28 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 18-04-2012, 06:07 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 18-04-2012, 07:34 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 19-04-2012, 07:35 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 20-04-2012, 01:02 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 22-04-2012, 06:41 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 25-04-2012, 05:44 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Cororon - 25-04-2012, 11:35 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Purple_Penguin00 - 11-05-2012, 11:49 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Purple_Penguin00 - 13-05-2012, 02:34 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Purple_Penguin00 - 17-05-2012, 02:34 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Purple_Penguin00 - 20-05-2012, 08:18 PM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Earth Mama - 17-06-2012, 06:37 AM
RE: What are you thinking right now? - Minty - 13-08-2012 10:24 PM

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