What are you thinking right now?

[Caspin]

It is impressive to out-sing a bunch of Scousers. Near impossible I should think. I feel that there must have been a system of microphones in use by Hearts fans!

I realise now that I shouldn't have been crossing my fingers for you, Minty, since you were playing against my home team! Still, I did live near Hearts' stadium for a while so they are my second home team.

Horker's stew, hmmm, sounds delicious! I'll see if we can find some suitable meat and lavender (very fancy!). We've got stacks of tomato and garlic. So much fun!