What are you thinking right now?

[Minty]

Best thing at this time of the year. Going into Marks & Spencers when they have some sort of alcohol samples available, usually three different varieties. Try one of each, go away, come back five minutes later, repeat. When they're busy & people are fleeting by they don't recognise anyone that's just had the equivalent of three glasses of wine off them for free (and yes, I am hammered! I have no head for wine at all for some reason)

It does help to keep up one's fortitude braving the Christmas shops for last minute presents from those telling me what they want (what they really really want) at the last minute.