What are you thinking right now?

[Minty]

I'm thinking that Caspin's going to do her nut when she hears this!

"Out-of-work Kenny Dalglish will finish the season as Britain's best-paid manager and the fifth highest-paid in the world, new figures from France Football magazine have revealed.

Liverpool accounts showed they were forced to pay off Dalglish and his staff with £9.5 million at the start of the season after deciding to replace him with Brendan Rodgers. According to the magazine, £8.52m of that went straight into the pocket of the Scotsman, making him this season's highest-paid British coach without even having to manage a single game.

Dalglish was on a reported salary of around £3.5m while he was at Anfield and a tweet went viral when he left the club that read: "Kenny Dalglish has asked that the £8 million compensation owed to him after his sacking be put towards new Liverpool signings. Amazing gesture."

Angry Liverpool fans then bombarded the Liverpool Echo with phone calls asking why the local paper had not reported Dalglish's gesture. The Echo were forced to publish a reply saying: "The simple reason is it's not true."

Dalglish won the League Cup for Liverpool last season but was criticised for paying out bloated transfer fees on unconvincing signings with the £35m paid for Newcastle striker Andy Carroll the highest fee ever paid for a British player drawing particular criticism."

£9.5 million for doing nothing on the day the chancellor announces he's going to do more to reward those who "work hard"! This bloody country's a joke!

(I also got a rejection letter for a job today. It took me three hours to prepare the application & get it just right. It took the bimbo at the recruitment agency all of EIGHT MINUTES after sending it to get the rejection back for a type of job I'd done before!).