What are you thinking right now?

[Minty]

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. I've had a touch of lazyitus all day from feeling bleugh probably down to getting eaten alive in the garden yesterday & alarming the neighbours by weeding around the flowerbeds without gloves, to much "you don't do it like that"s from them & much "eff off you nosy old sows before I shove you in the brown wheelie bin as well!" (ok, a bit more politely than that!)

I told them "REAL men garden without gloves", but the truth was more to do with it being easier to gently ease out those little stringy roots gently without them snapping & get the entire week out that way. But it annoyed their hubbies, who are Rangers supporters & so deserve it. "The Master Race" have been unbearable this weekend because they were officially crowned Division 3 champions: pity for them it came the day more allegations came out about financial impropriety (it now appears dodgy former owner has been in cahoots with current "saviour" from the start, raising the spectre of a massive fraud investigations).

Oh and




Oo, oo, oo Ngoo!
You scored twice & we beat Ross County 4-2!
Now their hopes of Europe have all but blew.
You made them blue & boo-hoo Ngoo!

(Does funky Alvin Stardust dance!)

I knew he'd come up trumps given time. They kicked lumps out of him all match & he wasn't fazed a bit.