What are you thinking right now?

[Minty]

OK, this has been bothering me. That old comedy series "Home To Roost" is being repeated on telly, & there was an episode where John Thaw was annoying his vegetarian son by going on about how much he was looking forward to kidneys he was cooking to a "delicate, golden, browwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn."

I'm no vegetarian, but why would anyone want to eat kidneys? Why eat anything used to make urine? You can cook it as long as you like, it's never going to change their entire existence being one filled of piddle, & I've had enough pissy meals in my time without sticking one wilfully on my plate.

Hope none of you had kidneys for dinner