What are you thinking right now?

[Caspin]

Right now I am thinking about the hilarity that may ensue when a family I saw this morning in a cafe get home.

My Head of IT and I had a lot of errands to run so we scampered around various shops and the post office and then stopped for a toasted sandwich in a new cafe. The place was packed full of yummy mummies with their ill-behaving sproglings and young couples drinking flat whites and reading their Guardians. Anyway, there was one woman who was annoying the hell out of me by talking excessively loudly to (actually more like at) her husband, mostly about building a conservatory (which sounded like a hideous construction) and generally berating him for his alleged domestic misdemeanours. Poor sod. Meanwhile she is paying no attention to her toddler, who (to my immense delight!) has managed to open a full bottle of maple syrup and squirt it inside his shirt. Toddler is duly packed back into his pushchair and off they go, toddler squirming delightfully in his syrupy shirt. Fantastic.