What are you thinking right now?

[Minty]

I'm thinking Ruby Tandoh needs to suck it up that she lost some cruddy reality TV show to "the fat ugly one" despite having the entire of the media slobbering over her.

Um, maybe it was down to the fact Frances & Kimberley wiped the floor with everyone else at cooking, which was what the show was all about.

One month on, & she's still bitching about it in the media. Someone who was only put on to be the token dolly bird so thousands of Middle England men wouldn't grump when the wife told them they were watching The Great British Bake Off since she had to suffer his bloody Champions League football the night before. Especially the Guardian, who treat her like she's a saint.

Am I really the only person in the UK that DOESN'T find this egocentric plank remotely attractive. Maybe I'm getting old, but I like my women to look like women, not a ten year old girl or a survivor of a concentration camp.

OK, rant over, I feel better now & am off to clean the gutters.