What are you thinking right now?

[Caspin]

Also Cumbria - so many empty holiday homes there too. Some of the villages look like film sets of abandoned places, with their shabby cottages and unkempt gardens that only get spruced up when the owner turns up for two weeks in August or whatever. We did a survey of them for geography at school and it was the most depressing field trip I attended! It's funny you mention firebombing them in Scotland. My landlord is Scottish and very strongly nationalistic and once talked to me about how infuriating he found it that rich people bought multiple houses up there and priced local people out of the market. He got so riled up I thought he was going to grab a pitchfork and march up there to reclaim the properties. I don't know whether he thinks he's retaliating by buying all these flats in London, but I guess at least they are always occupied.

I will shut up about this now.