What are you thinking right now?

[Caspin]

I'm thinking that my neighbours are getting weirder. There's a couple sitting on a blanket and having an extremely loud conversation in the garden. But it just doesn't make any sense. She seems to want to talk about her feelings and appears to be on the verge of proposing marriage. He, on the other hand, is intent on promoting some sort of pyramid scheme as well as wanting her to invest in his website. It's a puzzle. I wish they'd pipe down.