What are you thinking right now?

[Caspin]

I think it may stem from an inability to express themselves verbally. They need fuller vocabularies and then they wouldn't need to resort to fisticuffs. I'm thinking something along the lines of the battles fought in that most fantastic game Monkey Island, in which pirates would dual by exchanging insults. My favourite was always:

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"

Very silly but it kept me entertained