Jokes

[2qewl4u]

Post your jokes here!

I came across this one and thought it was funny:


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” he observed.

To the first mother, he said, “Mary, you are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turned to the second Mom: “Ann, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”

He turned to the third Mom: “Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.”

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.”

EDIT:
Here's another one:

walk in the bedroom and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

XD

[gothika]

O.o
I don't find them funny.
I've got a few. I'll post them later.

[2qewl4u]

To each his own then.

[Munsta]

I found them funny.

[serp3821]

they weren't that funny
thought the second was kind of funny

[sim323]

I liked the first one, didn't understand the second so much... xD

[saminsim]

I actually lol'ed at both of them. xD
Haha.

[gothika]

I got how they all named their kids after their addiction and the last one had to do w/ s3x. But yeah I'm lost on that. And the second joke altogether. o.o

[saminsim]

In the second joke he is bascially calling his wife a cow. xD
LOL.

[gothika]

Oh xD
It is funny. Hard to understand though