Jokes

[Austin]

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a pool.

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a sticker on the bottom of a pool that says sniff me.

Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash.
It was too cold, so she turned the fan off.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

[Cassie]

YEYYY for a brunette alternative.
Thanks Austin. XD

PS; Saying that made me think of A Cinderella Story when that girl says 'thanks, Austin'. O.o
Yeah, I don't know any other Austins.

[Austin]

A man walks into a bar.
"I'll have a beer," he says.
"Coming up," says the bartender.
The man drinks his beer, looks into his pocket, and cringes.
"I'll have another one," he says.
"Coming up," says the bartender.
The man drinks his beer, looks into his pocket, and cringes.
"I'll have another one," he says.
"Coming up," says the bartender.
The man drinks his beer, looks into his pocket, and cringes.
This goes on for several hours.
"I don't mean to be rude," says the bartender, "but may I ask why you keep drinking, cringing at your pocket, drinking, and cringing again? Do you not have enough money to pay?"
"It's not money," says the man, as he slaps a handful of cash on the table. "It's just that when the picture of my wife starts to look pretty, it's time to go."

It's my 100th post! WOOT. {clap}

[2qewl4u]

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No, I really did!

[Austin]

There's some joke I know about a blon - um, a brunette (Holla, Starry Eyed!) that like claps her hands and falls off a helicopter. I would post it, but I don't really remember how it goes. It made me laugh.

[Cassie]

Why you have a thing for jokes that insults female blondes? Just curious.

[Austin]

I don't - they're just easy to remember. I'm sure you are a smart and cool blonde, Cassie. (That is your name, right? I'm kind of new here, and I don't really know everyone all that well.)

[-[gooey kablooey]-]

LOL. Austin those where funny.

[2qewl4u]

I can't imagine Cassie being dumb in real life ??? you always came off as an intellectual person who uses big words XD 

[Cassie]

I'm not dumb, but I don't go around speaking exaggerated jargon all the time either. I'm normal when I speak, but I like to use a large vocab when I write stories, is all. I do have a large vocab but I keep it cool on here because seeing these complex words every sentence would just get irritating, right?

I'm going to post my new story on here in installments, in a bid to stop myself giving up the story for once. =]]