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Re: Jokes - Cassie - 02-02-2010 11:34 AM
LOL. They're quite funny. xD
Re: Jokes - Munsta - 02-02-2010 06:29 PM
You all may not find this funny, but I did...LMAO.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, thereâs a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?!"
Re: Jokes - Cassie - 02-02-2010 07:07 PM
ROFLLLLLL.
That was my kind of joke, the obvious ones.
Actually, I really liked Ahmed's first one too. I didn't get the second one so much. I got it... he's calling his wife a cow... but it doesn't read very funnily for me.
XD
Re: Jokes - gothika - 02-02-2010 07:35 PM
LOL Mike. x]
Re: Jokes - 2qewl4u - 02-02-2010 08:15 PM
ROFL Mike XD
Re: Jokes - -[gooey kablooey]- - 02-02-2010 10:18 PM
Lol for all of them.
Re: Jokes - gothika - 03-02-2010 03:29 AM
Joe figured out a way to rememer his wife's birthday and their wedding anniversary. He opened an account with a florist and told him to send flowers to his wife on those dates, along with a note signed "Your loving husband." His wife was thrilled by the attention, and all was great until one anniversary. Joe came home, saw the bouquet, kissed his wife and said, "Nice flowers. Where'd you get them?"
x] Stupid Joe.
A harried man runs into his physicians's office. "Doctor! Doctor! My wife's in labor! But she keeps screaming, 'Shouldn't,couldn't,wouldn't,can't!'" "Oh that's okay," says the doctor. "She's just having contractions."
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?'"
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So, do I come here often?"
Re: Jokes - serp3821 - 03-02-2010 04:46 AM
lmao at all of them! XD
and Mike, that was funny lol XD
I sent it to all my friends lol
Re: Jokes - saminsim - 03-02-2010 06:02 AM
OMG they were hilarious Mike & [removed].
I love the snail one. xD
Re: Jokes - gothika - 03-02-2010 06:36 AM
I got em' from Reader's Digest =]