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Re: Jokes - Munsta - 03-02-2010 12:06 PM
ROFL @ [removed]. I loved the last one.
Re: Jokes - matt - 03-02-2010 02:10 PM
(02-02-2010 06:29 PM)Bad Romance link Wrote:You all may not find this funny, but I did...LMAO.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, thereâs a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?!"
Begs the question though, how did he knock on the door? ???
Re: Jokes - Munsta - 03-02-2010 02:13 PM
Shut up Matt. LMAO.
Re: Jokes - serp3821 - 03-02-2010 03:25 PM
Lol don't kill the joke XD
I sent your joke Mike to all my friends via texting lol
they laughed lol
Re: Jokes - Cassie - 03-02-2010 07:09 PM
I feel stupid. I don't think I understand [removed]'s jokes.
Re: Jokes - Austin - 03-02-2010 07:12 PM
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Re: Jokes - Cassie - 03-02-2010 07:17 PM
Why do blonde's get all the stick. -_-
I want to see a dumb brunette joke for once.
I don't see how a hair colour makes you dumb, but whatever...
It's still really funny. XD
Re: Jokes - 2qewl4u - 03-02-2010 07:20 PM
LMAO Austin
Re: Jokes - Austin - 03-02-2010 07:26 PM
(03-02-2010 07:17 PM)ÑÑαÑÑÑ ÑÑÑâ ã link Wrote:Why do blonde's get all the stick. -_-
I want to see a dumb brunette joke for once.
I don't see how a hair colour makes you dumb, but whatever...
It's still really funny. XD
Three brunettes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first brunette said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second brunette said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third brunette said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The brunettes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Re: Jokes - 2qewl4u - 03-02-2010 07:31 PM
No kidding