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Re: Jokes - gothika - 04-02-2010 12:16 AM
(03-02-2010 02:13 PM)Bad Romance link Wrote:Shut up Matt. LMAO.That made me laugh so hard XD
@ Cassie;
1st joke means that Joe forgot the fact that he was the one who sent it since he put up the dates.
2nd. You know contractions? Like labor contractions? Instead she's saying word contractions.
3rd. It's suppose to be 'Oliver Twist' put together. Like his book.
4th. You know how people pick up other people in a bar and ask 'How often do you come here?' Since he has memory loss he's asking some random chick that.
I know they're lame
Re: Jokes - serp3821 - 04-02-2010 04:58 AM
I blonde goes to a library. She walks in and the librarian tells her that she's too loud. So then she tells her quietly, "Can I have a cheeseburger please".
Re: Jokes - Cassie - 04-02-2010 11:02 AM
Isn't that based off this advert? xP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXT3Sma4-rg
Oh, I get them. :] I got the Oliver Twist one, the others I thought I knew but I wasn't so sure.
Re: Jokes - -[gooey kablooey]- - 04-02-2010 10:26 PM
ROFL!
I love how it's a car commercial xD
Re: Jokes - serp3821 - 05-02-2010 06:11 AM
i like that classical song. who composes it?
edit: never mind, I'll use my Shazam app on my iPhone XD